i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
I am glad it wasn’t
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background